Minecraft Pumpkin Palace

What do you do with an automatic cactus farm and a 1000+ pumpkin patch? Build a palace.

Minecraft Cactus Farm

My current automatic cactus farm. Now to build a castle out of pumpkins and cacti and fill it with Endermen.

Ice Palace

This is the Ice Palace dungeon I built. It's haunted by Necromancers and Killbots, and if you walk past it you'll find the Morgue, which is obviously swarming in Undead.

Venture off to the side and you'll probably come across Jason and his Psycho Killers. Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Spawn Town

Here is a screenshot of our Minecraft Spawn town. Come check us out! The IP is on the sidebar.

Small RPG Minecraft Server PALADINS, McMMO, Jobs, Epic Bosses, Dungeons, Adventures, and Quests.

Come play minecraft on the Paladin's server! Our goal is basically to make the best fantasy/scifi Minecraft mmo-style server. It's been an adventure so far dealing with the ups and downs of server maintenance, but really its been a blast so far. We've been online for 7 months and had only a few thousand players, so generally its a smaller environment than some of the huge servers.

If you want to come play you can log in at 75.65.252.229:9000. It's free to play and we can host up to 20 people at a time. We run McMMO at 20x exp, Jobs, and about every plugin we can to make it a fully-functional rpg world. Recently we added Large Biomes as well, Superflat, as well as a pvp+griefing world called "WAR." The other worlds, however, don't allow griefing and only friendly pvp (duels) are allowed. Stealing outside of war is against the rules, but other that than you'll have free reign to level up and gain perks.

You can build, farm, etc etc. You'll find you have few restrictions and lots of perks. You can buy summon eggs in town for cheap, for example. Our goal is to let everyone have access to some of the hidden "developer" features of Minecraft while still balancing the features with the economy plugin.

Eventually you will even earn the /fly command, when you become a full PALADIN. We don't accept money or any sort of pay-to-win perks or anything like that. Everyone can earn the ability to fly, as well as control the weather and time of day.

Some snapshot dungeon profiles:

Killbot Factory
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/warp factory
-Fight Killbots and Engineers
-Destroy the infernal machine, EXODUS
-use the EMP to destroy the swarms of summoned robots!

Ice Palace
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/warp ice
-Fight the epic Necromancers in their Ice Palace
-Also fight merchants, who can summon pre-packaged auto-assembling Killbots, and deadly Hork Zombies

The Morgue
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/warp ice
-walk past the Ice Palace to find the dark and deadly Morgue
-combat deadly undead: Death Knights, Nazgul, Horks, Zombie Kings, and the total badass boss, BigPiggy.


Camelot
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/warp camelot
-Arthur's Corrupt Court of Death
-Destroy Merlin, Lancelot, dozens of Knights and the Psychos in the basement
-Take all the loot and sell it in town!


Crystal Lake
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somewhere around the Ice Palace is the frozen Camp Blood of Crystal Lake
-Kill Jason and other Psychos
-Take their deadly swords and kill other bosses


Charlock Castle
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/warp fight
-Fight in a derelict city
-Warlocks, Ogres, Astaroth, Spider Queens and more haunt this place
-fight a huge variety of bosses at once!


Vampire Tower
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/warp tower
-Climb to the top of the deadly spire and learn the secrets of the Necromancers
-Put an end to the Dark Magic of the realm
-Kill the deadly trio of Merchants, Warlocks, and Necromancers at their arcane tower
-gamble with your life in hidden rooms


The Casino
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/warp casino
-Gamble with your life in hopes of finding treasure!
-Slots spit out treasure or monsters
-1/9 chance of spawning a Knight, Hork or something similar



Ok well that's a lot for now, come check it out if you have Minecraft. I'll post the Shops guide later. Mention this post on the server and get 10 free diamonds!

How to Create an Infinite Minecraft Village

When you create a superflat world, there is a customize button underneath the world type selection button. Select it, and then click presets. You'll see a box up at the top that reads something like:

2;7,2x3,2;1;village

Simply change the text to:

2;7,2x3,2;1;village(distance=0 size=100)

Now start your game (or make it hardcore for an added challenge) and you'll be in the middle of an infinite superflat village. Blacksmith chests are everywhere and waiting to be pillaged, have some fun! 

You can mess around with presets more in order to change the biome, height of the ground, and other cool things. I'll leave that to you, however.

8-Bit Random Access Memories Medly and Hi-Res Discover Wallpaper

Joe Jeremiah plays the best melodies from Daft Punk's new Random Access Memories on a chiptune synthesizer.

Also, check out that image, it's a Hi-Res Daft Punk Discovery Wallpaper.

Random Access Memories is an awesome album. I have been listening to it since it launched on May 20th. I hope they keep making albums for a very long time, because they really are some of the best musicians alive. You might read a lot of reviews, a lot of hype and bashing. Plenty critics praise the album as the best shit since OK Computer, others lament the album as a self-indulgent, disco-nostalgic, pile of trite trash nonsense.

The album is so obviously good, however, that most criticisms will likely take the form of a reviewer bringing his or her preconception about what the album should be to the table (i.e. everyone wanted a new Discovery). The album is what it is, and it is (1) unique. (2) It's a success at sounding awesome. (3) It tells a good story, about dance music, and asking any more from an artist is asking far too much.